sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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