I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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