Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
