I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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