She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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