it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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