So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
do nipples grow back?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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