Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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