and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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