I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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