she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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