Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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