I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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