we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
