currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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