she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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