yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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