we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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