Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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