if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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