i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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