I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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