I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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