: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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