his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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