Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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