She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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