the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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