belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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