Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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