ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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