There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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