Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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