They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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