no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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