Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
