ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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