it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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