Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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