do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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