I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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