You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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