it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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