This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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