just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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