i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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