im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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