I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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