Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Randomize