I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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