Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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