everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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