I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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