yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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