Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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